At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
OH MY HOT RESERVOIR
THIS IS MY JELLY.
I love the English language.
OH HOT RESIVIOR THIS IS MY JELLY
I CAN’T BREATHE
I LEGIT THOUGHT THE SAME THING
“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
ok so while i was at the lake cabin in minnesota i bought this squirrel mask
so i decided to go sneak up on my cousin b/c she was going to go to bed soon and she was like taking pictures of her sister who was in the adjacent bed
so i crept in right as she was taking a picture and she screamed and woke everyone up and i still think it is the shining moment of my life
the ultimate bff necklace
SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD
AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL
THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
Guys and girls try to mimic sound effects of different objects.
The guys have clearly all practiced their light saber sound effects, but the helicopter sound effects are my favourites.
FOREVER THIS FUCKING VIDEO!
This video again. <3
A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
THIS THIS THIS I HAVE LOOKED FOREVER FOR THIS