i think it’s kind of hilarious that all these dark, powerful sorceresses seek rumplestiltskin’s love/approval and yet the only woman he truly ever loves is his bookish little maid who doesn’t even do magic
Why do most things have to be promoted as sexy to be considered a good thing? “Confidence is sexy” “Eating healthy is sexy” “Being yourself is sexy”. Does my entire life and everything I do have to be based around making your genitals tingle?
I have watched an episode of American HorrorStory. I still watch Spongebob Squarepants. I hate horror films.
I love horror films. I prefer comedy over horror. I prefer horror over comedy. I have watched an episode of a TV show in the last 24 hours. It’s currently night. It’s currently morning. I’m supposed to be sleeping. I’m procrastinating right now. I’d rather read than watch a movie. I am excited for something coming up. I think I will smoke when I’m older. I have tattoos. I have no tattoos. I have tattoos but I regret them. I have no tattoos but I want some. I have a friend who smokes. I smoke. I’m straight. I’m gay. I’m bisexual. I don’t know/care I have an eating disorder. I have self harmed. I have been diagnosed with depression. I hate when people self-diagnose themselves with depression. I have been sad for ages but I have never been diagnosed with depression. I’m wearing my pajamas right now. I’m wearing something white. I’m wearing something blue. I’m wearing something black. I’m wearing something red. I’ve been shopping in the last 24 hours. I have filmed a video in the last 24 hours. I have a YouTube account and I upload videos. I have a YouTube account but I don’t upload videos. I am listening to music right now. I have vomited from crying so much before. I have been given a gift in the last 24 hours. I have given someone a gift in the last 24 hours. My birthday is in December. My birthday is in April. My birthday is in June. I have an iPhone. I have had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend. I have never had a relationship. I’m single. I’m happy right now. I’m sad right now. I’ve been in a fight in the last week. I’ve been to the cinemas in the last week. I am a Christian. I attend church. I have a bible. I’m an atheist. I don’t have a belief in anything, I just go with whatever. I’ve seen an animated movie in the last week. I’ve seen a horror movie in the last week. I’ve met someone famous. I’ve met a singer. I’ve met an actress. I’ve met an actor. I’ve met a YouTuber. I’ve met a band. I’ve met an author. I’ve met a script writer. I’ve met a cast of a tv show. I’ve been on a tv show. I’ve been on tv. I love British accents. I love Irish accents. I hate Irish accents. I hate British accents. I live in America. I live in Australia. I don’t like the school I am attending right now. I don’t like my country. I love the school I am attending right now. I have one all-time favourite song. I’ve been to several concerts. I’ve been to no concerts. I really want something right now. I have no money. I have more than $20 currently. I have a job. I want a job. I don’t have a job. I have a favourite actor. I have several favourite actors. I have one favourite movie. I play Xbox. I play Playstation. I play on the PC. I play video games. I hate chocolate. I have allergies. I love cats. I have let someone use me. I have let someone hurt me. I say ‘LOL’ out loud. (Sarcastically) I am wearing a dress right now. I have disappointed myself in the last 24 hours. I have cried in the last 5 hours. I have cried myself to sleep in the last week. I have had coffee recently. I am wearing makeup right now. I don’t wear makeup. I prefer boots to converse. There’s rubbish around me right now. I am currently on my phone. I am currently on my laptop. There’s more than 2 tabs open on my laptop right now. A YouTube video has made me cry before. I cry a lot. I hate crying. I still watch Disney. I love Friends, the TV show. I watch Skins. I have a Facebook. I have an Instagram account. I have ask.fm. I don’t go on Omegle and I don’t see the big deal of it. I like Mario and Luigi. I don’t mind Ke$ha. I wear a lot of makeup. I am older than 20. I am younger than 18. I have a driving license. I have school tomorrow. It’s currently Summer. It’s currently Winter. I hate Winter. I hate Summer. I love surveys. I’ve been single for more than 4 years currently. I’ve been in a relationship lasting for longer than 1 year. I’m married. I laugh a lot. I’m serious when I want to be. I love quotes.
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
Attention: Spoilers. Do not read if you haven’t seen E03 of the 4th Season Game of Thrones. I just need to talk about Game of Thrones, seriously. I need to talk about the Character Assasination of Jamie Lannister.